An old video of Barack Obama grinning and bragging about unlocking $56 billion for Iran has resurfaced this week, right as the United States Navy is busy blowing up Iranian minelaying boats in the Strait of Hormuz. Nothing ages quite like a Democrat foreign policy success story.
You really can’t buy timing like this. Well, actually — you can. It costs about $1.7 billion, delivered on wooden pallets, in the dead of night, on an unmarked cargo plane. Cash and euros. Very classy.
For those who missed the original highlight reel: Obama negotiated the JCPOA nuclear deal in 2015, airlifted $400 million in cash to the Ayatollah on a plane the Iranians themselves confirmed wouldn’t take off until the money landed, then freed up somewhere between $50 billion and $150 billion more in sanctions relief. The administration swore up and down that none of this was a ransom payment for four American hostages. One of those hostages — a Christian pastor named Saeed Abedini — said the Iranian police told him directly he wasn’t leaving until the second plane touched down.
But sure. Not a ransom.
Obama’s viral quote, now making the rounds again like a bad penny that somehow got a $56 billion upgrade, is an absolute gem: “Iran will gain access to $56 billion. Our best analysts expect it to improve the economy and benefit the Iranian people.”
Those analysts were very good at their jobs.
The Iranian people who “benefited” most appear to have been Hezbollah, Hamas, the Houthis, and the branch of the IRGC currently sitting on somewhere between 2,000 and 6,000 naval mines in the world’s most important energy chokepoint. Mike Pompeo nailed it when Biden tried a smaller version of the same trick: “There is zero chance this money is going to benefit the Iranian people. None. Money is fungible. Even if every cent is used for ‘good’ purposes, the regime just got billions of dollars to spread terror.”
But what does Pompeo know? He’s not a best analyst.
Here’s where we are right now. On February 28, President Trump announced Operation Epic Fury — a joint U.S.-Israeli strike campaign that killed Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and leveled Iran’s missile industry. Six American service members were killed in action. By March 2, a senior IRGC official confirmed the Strait of Hormuz was closed. Iranian forces began laying mines in the passage through which roughly 13 million barrels of crude oil flow every single day.
Trump posted to Truth Social that if Iran had mined the strait, he wanted them removed “IMMEDIATELY.” Thirteen minutes later he posted again: ten minelaying vessels already destroyed. By March 10, U.S. Central Command announced it had sunk 16 of them total. Pete Hegseth called it “wiping them out with ruthless precision.”
The contrast with the previous administration — whose Iran policy was essentially “here’s a pallet of cash, please be nicer” — is not subtle.
Oil prices spiked to nearly $120 a barrel. About 15 million barrels of crude and another 4.5 million barrels of refined fuels are currently stranded in the Persian Gulf. The Navy, which decommissioned its last dedicated minesweepers in the region last September in favor of what sailors actually call the “Little Crappy Ship” — the Littoral Combat Ship, God help us — is now playing catch-up in what military sources have described as a “death valley” of a waterway.
Ted Cruz said it back in 2020 with the kind of prescience that gets you ignored in Washington: “When you flood the Ayatollah, who is chanting ‘Death to America,’ with over $100 billion, that money helped fund the missiles attacking our servicemen and women.” Democrats called that hyperbolic. Iran spent the next five years proving it wasn’t.
To be completely fair to Obama — and we’re going to be fairer to him than he deserves — he did once say in a *New York Times* interview that we shouldn’t judge the Iran deal on whether it ended Iran’s aggression or transformed the regime. “Judge me on one thing,” he said. “Does this deal prevent Iran from breaking out with a nuclear weapon for the next 10 years?”
The deal was signed in 2015. The ten years ran out this year. Iran reportedly retained enough enriched uranium to build multiple warheads. The United States and Israel launched airstrikes to deal with that before things got worse.
So by the lowest bar Obama set for himself — the one he personally chose, in his own words, in print — the deal failed.
We funded the mines. We funded the missiles. We funded a decade of Houthi attacks on Red Sea shipping and Hamas tunnels under Gaza. All because our “best analysts” were confident the money would benefit the Iranian people.
The good news is that President Trump is cleaning up the mess. The bad news is that it’s going to cost a lot more than $1.7 billion. But at least this time, the money’s going in the right direction — straight at Iran’s navy.
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